It’s PROM SEASON! and all you lovely ladies are looking for the perfect dress…! So, I took the liberty to search the best of the best so you can find your inner princess on that special night.
Remember to give me credit when you realize how FAB you look.
Colorblocking red hat society style!
Nothing says romance and intrigue like a hungarian torture device (what does that even mean)
Oh, I wasn’t aware the theme was Disney whores, because you clearly came as Tinkerbell in formalwear
MMMM wurk the red, baby. Your curves are kickin! oh wait
Well…if there were any question as to whether or not you’re DTF with literally anything with a pulse…(but TBH I think this bitch would be into freaky necrophiliac stuff)
Not sure if the guy is looking away because he is playing hard to get (because she looks SO hawt!)…or he is pretending he doesn’t know her…because she looks TOO hawt, duh!!!!!!
That’s nice, they’re making prom dresses for pregnant girls now!